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Donald Trump's Mexican Birth Certificate

Some of you lovely people may have read my post the other day where I told a little story about Donald Trump.I didn't think it was a particularly important little story, although I now realize the fact...

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In which Sarah gets shunted onto an Alaska Airlines flight to Anchorage with...

Those few of you who have been reading my little stories from the beginning would recall the time I spoke about a young Sarah Palin and her generosity with the chamomile tea at the Miss Alaska beauty...

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A meta post which contains a brief but cruel reference to both Ronald Reagan...

I breakfast quite late here at Shady Pines. My body clock is quite messed up from the Aripiprazole and Rivastigmine cocktail I’m supposed to take each morning with my first gimlet of the day and,...

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By the incompetent at the expense of the stupid

As some of you may be aware, I recently posted my maiden post on Balloon Juice, in which I described my quick visit to see that nice Mr Cole and his lovely pets while I was on my way to New York on...

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We're off to see the lizard

Hello, my dears.Great excitement and surprise at Shady Pines today, as I have finally received my invitation to the royal wedding next Friday.In order to be entirely accurate, I should say that...

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Why does Peggy Noonan hate America?

I adore plane travel.I love the sheer improbability of nine hundred thousand pounds of steel, people and fuel flitting through the air like Nijinsky on a coke binge. I love the fact that there are...

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The truth is out there

Goddammit. I post a righteous rant about the world thinking Americans are all insane and then half an hour later the entire United States goes stark raving birther-mad just to prove me correct.Anyway,...

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Live dispatches from the Royal Wedding

Note: What with Donald Trump behaving like David Duke and the many terrible tornado deaths, I feel a little guilty joking about anything.However, as some fine young women once sang "Some Days You Gotta...

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Laugh, clowns, at your broken loves

I don't often visit the New York Times website.There is far too much risk that I might accidentally be exposed to something written by David Brooks, at which point I would have to poke out my own eyes...

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Happy Christmas from Ron and Nancy

This is a dreadfully rude and unpleasant story, kiddies, for which I sincerely apologize.Sometimes real life is like that.It must have been Christmas 2003. Nancy had invited me to stay at the St Cloud...

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Going Galt (Kitchen edition)

There are days, kiddies, when I tire of politics and the heady whirl, and the thought of suffering through another fifteen pages of Kathryn Jean Lopez whining about young girls wearing makeup is enough...

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The Convent Fair and what happened to Mike Huckabee there

My dears, this story, being a religious story, is almost certainly not suitable for children - unless, of course, you have the sort of troublesome child who could stand, every now and then, to read a...

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The Spokane Horror, Part 2 or, Whatever Happened to Huck and Ann?

Well, my dears. It has been a busy week and, although I promised you I would finish my little story about Pastor Huckabee and the Convent Fair last night, other circumstances intervened and I have only...

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Why does Doogie Howser want to destroy the world?

Some of you may have noticed that I post a fair bit about the gays, particularly on Balloon Juice.Now, some people have asked, with some justification, “Sarah, as a proud, if fictional, Republican...

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Go back to where you came from

Over the last few days I have been privileged, by means of my various international connections, to have watched a reality TV show called “Go back to where you came from”, which has recently been...

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Bailin' Palin (or Why Sarah Palin’s bus tour was cancelled)

Those of you who have been reading my little posts for a while will know that I do everything I can to avoid coming into direct contact with Sarah Palin ever since I was a judge on the Miss Alaska...

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The Sad Long Life of David Brooks

Yesterday at Balloon Juice, I posted a link to David Brooks' most recent magnum vomitus in which he referenced an article by Dudley Clendinen called "The Good Short Life". Clendinen’s article is a...

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I am the 1%

We are the 99%.Well, you are anyway, for the most part. I, on the other hand, am stonkers with cash, positively rolling in it.My father was the second son of the Baron Capel of Tewkesbury, although...

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Random morning bile

I don't have much to offer this morning, so I'm just going to stick this here.I'm loath to mention John Podhoretz's column at the Post. All the weak jokery, metaphor torturing and general brown-nosery...

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The Ayn Rand Experience

Did I ever tell you, my dears, about the time that Ayn Rand lost her shirt to the mafia?I suspect not. Now, let me see.It was, I think, 1965. Times were hard for Ayn. Bitsy Trump had banned her from...

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It's time

I have a soft spot in my heart for Australia, and I have spent a lot of time there over the years. Usually I was visiting to check on my mining investments. I got into uranium on the ground floor...

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Lemurs on Newt

You may be aware that thr Pets on Newt 2012 (#maynotbeitsactualname) website is now up and running. I stumbled upon it today and need to share it with you, because I am a vengeful old cow. I will...

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Little fluffy clouds

I'm trying to understand.I managed to put my back out somewhere in Portugal, then picked up a dread lurgy in Amsterdam, and have therefore spent the last week making my way home to Shady Pines, swathed...

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What I learned from The Corner today - An occasional series

Warning: Many links are to Kathryn Jean's Fluffy Pink Womb of Zygote Love.Kathryn Jean thinks that Mitt Romney is a man of principle because he vetoed a section of legislation which would have required...

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In which Rick Santorum is both floridly insulted and attacked by a rodent

The seemingly endless transition from one Mitt-free alternative to another, and the increasing perception that the great dealmaker can't close this deal, must be causing some epic hissy fits and the...

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The Shady Pines Caucuses, and what happened there - a Cautionary Tale

Well, my dears, there has been much excitement at Shady Pines. Today was the second Monday in February which means, of course, that we have just held the Shady Pines Caucuses.This is quite a long post,...

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What's happening at the Corner? - All that she wants is another baby (oo wo...

Occasionally I do like to slip on my anti-bacterial floaties and my best Vera Wang one piece, and wade into the piss-scented and vaguely warm kiddie pool that is the Corner.Currently, Michael Walsh is...

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Age shall weary them, and the years condemn

The lovely Mr Fallows does sterling work expressing his indignation at Bush v Gore in the Supreme Court post that mistermix (my stablemate at Balloon Juice) linked to:For all of their esteem as the...

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Silver foot, meet lying mouth

Christ mambo-dancing buff-carpenter Jesus. What an eejit the Romney is.Hello, kiddies - it's been a while.The EXCLUSIVE – Romney on Debates: Obama Will ‘Say Things That Aren’t True’ interview with...

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